What wakes you up in the morning?

Do you live next to a farm? Do roosters wake you up? Do you live next to a freeway? Does the constant flow of traffic wake you up? Can you guess that I wake up and go to bed to laundry noises?! No, I do not live next to a laundry mat.

I'm not sure if I've expressed this, but I really don't like my neighbors (another story, not because this laundry thing). They do their laundry all the time, and I mean all the time. Their washer and dryer are outside and located directly under their window, which pretty much means directly under our windows as well. During the weekend, they like to do laundry really early in the morning, and during the week, they like to do laundry from about 8pm to around midnight. Sometimes, I feel like they do laundry all night long (I'm not trying to imply sex here, ewww, gross).

What do they have to wash all the time? they are a married couple and have 1 child. Do kids really ruin all their clothes and everything else that's made of washable material everyday?

All the time, I hear:
"Clunk, clunk, clunk" (trollish footsteps)
"Thud" (throwing the basket on the washer/dryer)
"Clank" (opening washer lid)
"Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle"
...
"Shuffle, shuffle" (putting clothes/sheets/linens in)
"Shra, shra, shra" (pouring detergent)
"Clank" (closing washer lid)
"Tick-tick-tick-tick-tick" (winding the timer dial)
"Clunk, clunk, clunk" (trollish footsteps)
"Huala, huala, huala" (water running for 2 minutes)
"Glong, glong, glong" (washer churning the clothes for half 25 minutes)
"Shuuuuuuuuush" (water draining out)
"tsoo, tsoo, tsoo" (speed drying for 5 minutes)

Repeat in similar fashion for the dryer.

OH MY GOD! STOP IT WITH THE CONSTANT WASHING. WHAT IS WITH THE CONSTANT WASHING?!

Oh! maybe that's her job? maybe she's washing people's clothes and sheets for extra income. Or maybe they are just extra, extra dirty people. Yuck! I really don't like them.